Alright, so as inspired by one of my friends, I will make a post to decompose and analyze the problems regarding the typical pretty boy.
The Hair: First off, Asian hair: dyed yellow, orange, etc. whatever shade if you will. Whyyyy do you need to spend so much time and money on your hair? Ok, so after some deep thinking, I can actually say that it isn't any "less man-ly" to dye one's hair given that these guys are only trying to look better for their women. I can live with that. Just try not to spend too much time on making yourself look pretty kay? ; )
Murse (the man purse) : Man, I really don't get this. You're a guy. You're straight. Why would you carry a purse? Here let me go to dictionary.com for ya'll.
Purse: a woman's handbag or pocketbook.
So, are you guys women? Apparently, you've got one of "those" (or I hope you do anyways) so you are definitely not a woman. :S
School boy look : Next up, we got the "school boy" look (courtesy here of legendary Beybladers Rey and Kai, although I would have to say these 2 guys here are the straightest little boys you'd ever find within a beyblade stadium). Supposedly, the school uniform look really hit it off when JAV had a breakthrough with their "school girl" cosplays and I think it must have passed down onto the boys just like how the murse did. Man, who would have ever thought that these guys would want other men to "..." off to them. That's sick guys. Really.
Skinny Skinny Skinny: alright so to top all their manly-ness off, these pretty boys will even have slimmer waistlines than their GF's. Prime example in this drama here called Ghost Friends, where this dude right here saves this girl from 3 big thugs with his "arms of steel". If I remember correctly, this dude's arm is even skinnier than Dhalsim the yoga man. Dhalsim says "wtf" O.o
Elf Shoes : Last but not least, we've finally made it down to the last part of the anatomy of the pretty boy. Why oh why would you wear elf shoes? You know just cuz you try to make your feet appear to be bigger don't mean you will be bigger down "there". Who you trying to foooool.
Alright so after all my blabbing, I hope none of you all took my post seriously because I'm just poking fun at one of the most "wanted" types of guys that many of you asian ladies like to go for. Irony of the day: the more homo you are, the more chicks you can pool in.
*no hate intended at the above males in the pictures. Just so happened that they were used for reference. Thank you.
